3xtr4-y1ffzby asked: your honest opinion on Samus' new high heeled boots?
Yeah, I got something to say about that. Listen up, Nintendo: Why in the name of WARIO’S SWEET ASS are you releasing GBA games on Virtual Console for Wii U and not 3DS? You’re even going so far as to release games that were included in the Ambassador Program bundle. It’s been long enough. Let people who weren’t included in that program just buy the dang games already. There’s nothing about them that’s better suited to Wii U than 3DS. If you want people to buy eShop games on the Wii U, just put GameCube games on there already. Or, I don’t know, ACTUALLY SELL A WII U ONCE IN A WHILE, PISS WIZARDS
*SLAMS FISTS AGAINST TABLE* DON’T CHALLENGE ME TO A HUG YOU FOOL *FLIPS TABLE* YOU CANNOT DEFEAT A MAN WHOSE ONLY TALENT IN LIFE IS *HUGS A PUNCHING BAG UNTIL IT BURSTS* GIVING REALLY GOOD HUGS